Bro code for dating age

Its still a high five and that Bro still has a lot of balls...metaphorically speaking of course.

Article 10: A Bro will drop whatever he's doing and rush to help his Bro dump a chick.

bro code for dating age-34

" a Bro shall remain silent, because in this situation, he's the only one who should be baiting.

Article 22: There is no law that prohibits a woman from being a Bro.

I mean, sometimes it really is like we're from different planets!

Clearly, no real person would actually believe or adhere to the vulgar rules contained within.* Those boots are adorable, b-t-dub.

Article 1: Bro's before Ho's Article 2: A Bro is always entitled to do something stupid, as long as the rest of his Bros are doing it Article 3: If a Bro gets a dog, it must be at least as tall as his knee when full-grown Article 4: A Bro never divulges the of the Bro Code to a woman.

It is a scared document not to be shared with chicks for any reason..not even that reason.

Article 11: A Bro may ask his Bro(s) to help him move, but only after first disclosing an honest estimate on both time commitment and number of large pieces of furniture.

If the Bro has vastly underestimated either, his Bros retain the right to leave his possessions where they are-in most cases, stuck in a doorway.

Article 27: A Bro never removes his shirt in front of other Bros, unless at a resort pool or the beach Article 28: A Bro will, in a timely manner, alert his Bro to the existence of a girl fight Article 29: If two Bros decide to catch a movie together, they may not attend a screening that begins after pm.

Also despite the cost savings, they shall not split a tub of popcorn, choosing instead to procure individual bags. Article 31: When on the prowl, a Bro hits on the hottest chick first because you just never know Article 32: A Bro doesn't allow another Bro to get married until he's at least thirty Article 33: When in a public restroom, a Bro (1) stares straight ahead when using the urinal; (2) makes the obligatory comment, "What is this, a chicks' restroom?

" if there are more than two dudes waiting to pee; and (3) attempts to shoot his used paper towel into the trash can like a basketball...rebounding is optional.

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